
a bear can’t be a mailmen. now how many doctor bears do you want? they come in boxes of a thousand.
Lee Carvallo’s Putting Challenge
my multimedia tribute to abraham lincoln professor of political philosophy, michael palmer
the hoof grinder
the marrow sluice
the five-story pig shredder (blessed by three popes)
Don’t cry for me kids of Springfield.
You can still reach me through e-mail.
At smart girl six three,
Underscore backslash,
At yahoo.com.
At yahoo.com!

“People who accuse others of being gay are often suppressing their own latent homosexuality”

“How come you always run out of tardy slips before you run out of permission slips?”
“How come you suck!”

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